Area Code, Nyayo Estate Embakasi – Hilarious!

Nyayo estate is probably the most organized upper middle class estate in Eastlands Nairobi. The houses are magnificent,roads perfect and everything looks in order.Nyayo Estate is the only Estate in Eastlands that can rival the likes of Kileleshwa–it’s probably in a wrong place.

In this estate, a mubaba will have his family living in gate A, and a side family living in a mansion in gate D, and another family just outside gate C. Nyayo is the only estate in Nairobi where the wife will go to pick her son from school, only to find her son’s twin who she did not birth in the same school.

They are age mates, same skin color, same hair type and they probably go to the same nearby salon. A mubaba pays fee for both kids. They have the same surname,same forehead,same lips, usicheze na Nyayo— it should be included in the Guinness book of records.

Nyayo estate is the only estate in Nairobi, where a man will come home from work, park his car, grab a glass of orange juice from the fridge and casually walk to his mpango wa kando’s house in a pair of sweat pants and sandals and the wife will suspect nothing.

Nyayo estate is the only estate in Eastlands where a man will have two families living adjacent to each other.
It’s arguably the the headquarters of sins in Nairobi. If you live in Nyayo Estate, start gazing at your neighbors’ kids, and realize they could be your husband’s…weird!

Nyayo estate is also where wababas rent houses for their side chicks. Some will furnish secret apartments that they use for their bedminton as well as run secret Airbnbs. I’m telling you top secrets and could go to jail for it.
You’ll be shocked that your neigbours do not know all their husband’s kids.

When outside Nyayo you could think nothing is happening,24 hours a day,satan resides there.
Well,Nyayo Estate was built in 1999 during Nyayo Era by NSSF.

It adopted the name Nyayo – a slogan commonly used by former President Moi.The estate’s immediate neighbour is Tassia and of course Pipeline which are equally dramatic.To rent a house in Nyayo Estate,you have to part with Ksh 30,000 to Ksh100,000 monthly.

Written By:Top10.co.ke


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